fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

THIS IS MY LIFE EXACTLY!

opheliathyme:

chrippyshit:

opheliathyme:

chrippyshit:

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

Today I was asked to be a platonic cuddler… I agreed

A platonic cuddler… Thats genius. How do I get one?

Ask 😌👍

What even happens after a platonic cuddle? my mind is blown lol

Platonic cuddlefucks…? ✌️😁

opheliathyme:

chrippyshit:

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

Today I was asked to be a platonic cuddler… I agreed

A platonic cuddler… Thats genius. How do I get one?

Ask 😌👍

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

Today I was asked to be a platonic cuddler… I agreed

in the meantime, let’s talk about how my 55 hour weeks have caused all sorts of discomfort in acute points in my extremities.